You know whats worse then having to walk around under the constant heat of the sun that deliberately tries to piss you off? Walking to the grocery store to buy me a mean bottle of liquor and seeing some punk bastard fuck walking around thinking he's "a real man", because he has "SWAG". The problem is real men don't use "SWAG", real men have boners, hair on their chest and slap women/children around.
Hardy boy, what is "SWAG" ?
SWAG: The new style which plagues everyday mainstream society with uneducated kids ranging from 6 to 20 years old(in some other cases till 30) and having them believe they are "gangsters". (Did I ever mention I hate kids?)
How do you acquire "SWAG" you ask? It's simple limp around on one leg doesn't matter which, if you don't understand just imitate someone on the verge of a heat stroke, try have you're pants lower then you're waist to show everyone you're "SUPER COOL" BEETLE BORGS underwear (Power Rangers would have been a lot better), have a belt on not too keep you're pants up but to just have one on, make sure to have a ridiculously large belt buckle to make up for you're amazingly small penis, wear a hat(preferably a New York Yankees) to the side doesn't matter what kind of hat it is but what matters is having it to the side so you look like a retard and make sure to change you're tone of voice/accent to show everyone you're from a slum, cause remember, being from a slum where drugs, robberies and killings are normal in you're everyday life is something you're suppose to be proud of.
While he's thinking he's the "HARDEST"mother fucker around , I'am on the verge of smashing his face in with my fist followed by a round house kick to the chin (courtesy of Chuck Norris), and since I'am a reasonable man I would then explain to him why he now has to refer to me as the Mr. School Bus Driver, due to him being schooled by me(like other countless individuals).
Then again he wouldn't understand, cause if you have "SWAG" obviously school is for nerds and losers. Thinking about it who's to blame? The parents that's who, for not smacking the shit out of their children, look what society has for the future, a bunch a selfish kids who listen to "Lil' Wayne" think they deserve everything, fail at school and at the same time all want to be hard and speak Ebonics, what the hell is with Ebonics anyways? Whats with people thinking its an actual language?
Ebonics is a term that was originally intended and sometimes used for the language of all, or that of the Black North American people; since 1996 it has been largely used to refer to African American Vernacular English (distinctively nonstandard black United States English), asserting the independence of this from (standard) English. Ebonics derives its form from ebony (black) and phonics (sound, the study of sound) and refers to the study of the language of black people in all its cultural uniqueness.
When did screwing up a proper language, turn into cultural uniqueness?
This video proves what Ebonics does to people, turns them into dimwits like this douche. It's sad the kind of people that are allowed to live in the U.S.
What I believe is...Hold on excuse me, what I KNOW is, its caused by a bunch of people who are too stupid/lazy to teach their children proper English, and hence the ridiculous Ebonics term, news flash assholes you're in America and being in America means you either speak a proper language or get the fuck out!! That's what happens when you let stupid people raise children (its bad enough children are already annoying as hell)), they fill their head with stupidity, and they grow up believing that stupidity is okay, well look here IT'S NOT OKAY to sound like you have down syndrome and IT'S NOT OKAY to chop up a proper language that has its roots since the 5th century A.D.!
Regardless in the end look what "SWAG" has done, it has compiled up to a huge catastrophe that even surpasses Haiti's recent encounter with Gods immature wrath (earthquake), I'am done with this shit, the next person I hear speaking Ebonics is gonna get their back broken BY ME and referred to a English Lesson Plans(ESL) personally BY ME.
Hardy boy, what is "SWAG" ?
SWAG: The new style which plagues everyday mainstream society with uneducated kids ranging from 6 to 20 years old(in some other cases till 30) and having them believe they are "gangsters". (Did I ever mention I hate kids?)
How do you acquire "SWAG" you ask? It's simple limp around on one leg doesn't matter which, if you don't understand just imitate someone on the verge of a heat stroke, try have you're pants lower then you're waist to show everyone you're "SUPER COOL" BEETLE BORGS underwear (Power Rangers would have been a lot better), have a belt on not too keep you're pants up but to just have one on, make sure to have a ridiculously large belt buckle to make up for you're amazingly small penis, wear a hat(preferably a New York Yankees) to the side doesn't matter what kind of hat it is but what matters is having it to the side so you look like a retard and make sure to change you're tone of voice/accent to show everyone you're from a slum, cause remember, being from a slum where drugs, robberies and killings are normal in you're everyday life is something you're suppose to be proud of.
While he's thinking he's the "HARDEST"mother fucker around , I'am on the verge of smashing his face in with my fist followed by a round house kick to the chin (courtesy of Chuck Norris), and since I'am a reasonable man I would then explain to him why he now has to refer to me as the Mr. School Bus Driver, due to him being schooled by me(like other countless individuals).
Then again he wouldn't understand, cause if you have "SWAG" obviously school is for nerds and losers. Thinking about it who's to blame? The parents that's who, for not smacking the shit out of their children, look what society has for the future, a bunch a selfish kids who listen to "Lil' Wayne" think they deserve everything, fail at school and at the same time all want to be hard and speak Ebonics, what the hell is with Ebonics anyways? Whats with people thinking its an actual language?
Ebonics is a term that was originally intended and sometimes used for the language of all, or that of the Black North American people; since 1996 it has been largely used to refer to African American Vernacular English (distinctively nonstandard black United States English), asserting the independence of this from (standard) English. Ebonics derives its form from ebony (black) and phonics (sound, the study of sound) and refers to the study of the language of black people in all its cultural uniqueness.
When did screwing up a proper language, turn into cultural uniqueness?
This video proves what Ebonics does to people, turns them into dimwits like this douche. It's sad the kind of people that are allowed to live in the U.S.
What I believe is...Hold on excuse me, what I KNOW is, its caused by a bunch of people who are too stupid/lazy to teach their children proper English, and hence the ridiculous Ebonics term, news flash assholes you're in America and being in America means you either speak a proper language or get the fuck out!! That's what happens when you let stupid people raise children (its bad enough children are already annoying as hell)), they fill their head with stupidity, and they grow up believing that stupidity is okay, well look here IT'S NOT OKAY to sound like you have down syndrome and IT'S NOT OKAY to chop up a proper language that has its roots since the 5th century A.D.!
Regardless in the end look what "SWAG" has done, it has compiled up to a huge catastrophe that even surpasses Haiti's recent encounter with Gods immature wrath (earthquake), I'am done with this shit, the next person I hear speaking Ebonics is gonna get their back broken BY ME and referred to a English Lesson Plans(ESL) personally BY ME.
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