Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Eat meat or die!

In my last post I spoke abit about vegans, so I wanted to go more in depth cause theres times when you have people who don't eat certain types of meat because they think its gross, then you got retards who don't eat meat because they think it's inhuman or animal cruelty, and you know what those people are called? Vegans!


Few things come to my mind when ever I think about a vegan.
#1 What the fuck is wrong with you?
#2 If your a man, You might as well chop your manhood off cause you have no right to have carry its weight!
#3 Whats wrong with slaughtering animals, so they get eaten by real men like me?
#4 Soy food sucks ass and if you like it, you do too.
#5 Your a vegan your classified as a mega vagina in my book.
#6 Fuck you, I like meat.


I like morcillas (thats pig intestines with blood and rice) every time I eat one of those I feel like a man, I feel like kicking some major ass (like I always do), kinda like if I see a pregnant skank I'd kick her in the stomach, and if she starts crying, I'd slap her in the face and tell her to get over it she can make another one, women are fetus producing factories its not that hard to make one of those. I mean fuck, if women can accidently make fetuses why can't you? So get over it! Then I'd punch her vagina or something.
Yea but getting back to the vegans, if you converted to veganism to loose weight your an idiot, everyone knows if you go bulimic you can eat everything you want and you can throw it up its really safe and smart and you wont feel fat, I advise everyone to stay away from being a vegan but to go bulimic if that doesn't work anorexia helps out also its a good weight losing technique used by people everywhere all around the world. Such as these examples of vegans and anorexics up above.


So my conclusion to this is don't go vegan your a human you should eat whatever meat you can stuff your ass with cows, chickens, pigs,pigeons, cats and dogs its all good and yes I mention cats and dogs because of my last reference to chinese food I made, they make some damn good meat.
Maybe you can eat a fetus or two, in China land they eat aborted fetuses and thats a delicasy yum yum!



I'am right and if you don't agree, you're wrong.

Monday, October 19, 2009

So, you wanna be Emo eh?


You know what I hate, I hate walking through the mall and seeing some pathetic queer sitting in a corner on the floor dressed in black with a stupid look on his face, I mean how ridiculous is that crap? I wouldn't be surprised if some equal womens rights bitch stole his doughnut socked him in the face and told him to behave like a bitch.

Think about it Emos are little Bitches, do you know what bitches are? Men that get pushed around, but honestly you can't really consider Emos to be manly cause all they do is complain about everything, I mean if your gonna sit there and complain about how shitty your life is and not do anything about it you might as well shut the fuck up cause nobody cares or wants to hear your garbage so you might as well just kill yourself, cause it's always the same, aaawww my life sucks, my parents don't understand me, no one likes me, I'am ugly, well god damnit like I said you keep bitching then it's all gonna stay the same way, there is one thing though emo guys, of course you're gonna look ugly you look like transvestites that have air compressors in their jeans, I swear these faggots literally go to the womens section to get their jeans thats fucking sad and shamefull to men every where.

I tell you one thing if I had a kid and he was emo, I'd kick the shit out of him just for the hell of it! First he'd come in with a stupid look on his face then I notice his black eyeliner(which that alone tell me ''dad kick my ass''), Then I would ask him (not out of courtesy mind you I just want his answer to piss me off ) what the fucks up your ass? And he would most likely say something like "Oh you don't understand me dad I hate you and my life" Right there I would click and then I'd notice his pants and there goes my fucking trigger, BOOM!! congratulations! you're about to win yourself an honorary ass kicking from me!!


First I'd tell him! oh yea? You wanna complain bitch about something eh? how about you complain about the ass kicking I'am gonna give you! That'll give you something to cry about punkass! And after I finish kicking his ass, I'd ORDER him to go pick up the dog shit Fido left him, maybe that'll teach him to stop being such a pussy and stand up for himself fuckin vagina.


Gerardo(master of all mankind)+Emos= Hell breaking loose!


I don't put up with that crap or children for that case or vegans for that matter bunch of fucking pussies afraid of eating meat because its animal cruelty, I mean look, I've eaten in numerous chinese restaurants, honestly do you think I care if its made with cat, dog or pigeons? I don't give a fuck I just wanna eat meat, atleast them chinese people give a effort and its a good damn effort I'll tell you that much cause it tastes hella good!! Plus it contains MSG( Monosodium glutamate) supposedly gives you a higher chance of getting cancer, so maybe we should put alot of that shit into the vegans diet then all them pussy vegans can die, fuck vegans and fuck EMOS we got enough problems in this world already!!!

So if someone asks me, what I think we should do about the emo plague? Kick their asses and maybe hopefully some of them will hopefully convert to my doctrines of manliness, that is if they still have enough testosterone in their system to grow a pair of manly testicles, which my awesome degree of intellect highly doubts.



I'am right and if you don't agree, you're wrong.