Mcdonalds in general.

A few days out of the week when I take a break at work, I'am obligated to pass by a Mcdonalds, which is surrounded by people who all have one thing in common, and what is that one thing they all have in common? Their fucking fat or obese, its pretty sad to notice how these overweight fat asses recognize their fat rolls and keep eating that garbage(fake food), I mean what the fuck is going on here!?! Do they think its okay to be fat? Well I'll tell you one thing its not, it's fucking intolerable cause I don't tolerate shit I don't like. Why is it intolerable? you ask!!?!?

#1 It's disgusting

#2 It's gross
#3 It makes me fucking sick

Yes I didn't mention health hazards cause I obviously don't care about fat peoples health in general, but what I do give a shit about is walking through the mall minding my own fucking business and seeing a fat whale, fighting his way to make it to a Mcdonalds just because he's hungry it makes me sick. Did he ever think to himself "Hey I'am pretty fucking fat maybe I should stop eating this processed garbage and loose some goddamn weight". Well obviously not, cause he's not doing a good job at it and Mcdonalds ain't gonna help either.

One perfect example is on one specific day when I was on my way to work with a friend back in 2007(Doing something manly protecting this country), While my friends driving his truck we see one of his fat hippo home girls, him being a non-manly vagina he offers this abomination a ride, the answer we received is something that scarred my life....I will never forget this..This is how it went.

Unmanly Friend- Hey she's my friend

Hardy boy- So? Forget about her she's fat, she needs to walk.

Unmanly Friend- No that's mean...My mother taught me better

Hardy Boy-...Wow you actually listen to the bullshit that woman spits out?

*Unmanly Friend courteously pulls over*

Unmanly Friend- Hey need a ride?

Slob- No I'am doing exercise, on my way to Mcdonalds.

Hardy boy- *mouth wide open* (I was in shock..I could not believe what I had heard)

Unmanly Friend- Oh..Okay.

After that scene we had to confirm what we had heard, and we confirmed it alright. She was doing exercise so when she finished she could slam down a couple of Big Macs and restore her calorie level to its dangerously high mark, talk about being on a strict calorie intake diet. The point is if your doing exercise why in the fuck would you go to a Mcdonalds to stuff you're fat ass? Thats just completely destroying any reason you were doing exercise for in the first place.

You know what I feel good today, so I'am gonna give "FAT WOMEN" some fashion tips, first of all, remember you're fat don't wear tight clothing, you don't look hot or sexy, you look gross, and no one wants to look at you PERIOD, and if they look at you (and you think you're hot) it's not because you're hot it's because people are SHOCKED at how you have the guts to wear something that shows off you're bread rolls, kinda like the movie SAW, people don't watch it cause it's pretty, they watch it cause it's disgusting and so are you.

Hell if I had a son and he was fat, every pound he was overweight would be a knee in the face, yea I'am talking Muay Thai, I happen to know all martial arts since I'am the baddest mofo.

(I don't mention daughter, cause once I notice it doesn't have a penis I'd get rid of it)

Hardy Boy- Hey you fat fuck you're 4 pounds overweight!
Son- I'am sorry dad...
Hardy Boy- Oh now you're calling me sorry!?!? You're the one who's fat, fatty! Look at you, I'am ashamed to walk down the street with you cause you're so disgustingly fat, fatty mc fat fat, you can't even see you're own penis you're a disgrace!


Then I'd knee him 4 times in the face for the 4 pounds he was over, and tell him its Mcdonalds fault. And instruct him to start bulimic exercises, fuck all that vegetable crap that doesn't do shit (like explained before). But like I said, it's all Mcdonalds fault, for having such shitty food to offer the American public, but then again you're the dumb asses who eat that crap.

So what did we learn?
That mcdonalds is garbage
And fat people can not be sexy, but can be disgusting!

Customer fucking service.

Sometimes you have a job where you have to deal with stupid people that are impatient and just completely ignorant and/or stubborn, these jobs include costumer service, security, phone calls, and cashier those such things. Well, I happen to have a job where I'am ASP (Asset Protection Customer Specialist) and that automatically makes me the asshole, everything I do pisses off the customer anywhere from politely asking for their receipt to offering them HELP yes fucking HELP by removing the magnetic sensor(which for some reason pisses everyone off), asking people to cross the Magnetic field sensors to make sure it was them that sounded off and directing them through the correct exit, so basically everyday I get told to fuck off about 75% percent of the time, And I can't do shit about it everything you do is always fucked up, there's always something you do wrong and they sit there and complain there fucking asses off till they decide they fucked with you' re patience enough, sometimes it just makes you wanna smash their face to the curb(I've thought about it alot).

Here I'll be explaining some of the assholes I come in contact with in regular day at work, which actually happen to completely fuck my day at work away, I mean, hey I like my job I just don't like the fuckers that desperately want to make it a living hell.


The asshole in a hurry, this particular asshole has questions and expects you to pull them out of your ass meanwhile you're taking care of other matters and if you can't, basically you're a piece of shit and don't deserve the job in other words you're a waste to the economy and everything they see fit. Actually you know what? I got a proposition for you, fuck bag! why don't you go take care of you're shit so when you come to my territory you don't fuck my day away by acting like an ass! Then maybe you could also save other bad asses like me some heartache!


Can't forget about the selfish bastards that walk in demanding shit, everyday they come up to me with the same crappy attitude"Hey I need this where is it? HURRY UP!!" The first thing that crosses my mind is, HEY hold on a second there Colonel Shit Stain! You obviously don't know who the fuck you're talking to! So how's about you shut the fuck up, stick your tongue up you're ass and get the fuck out of here with your shitty attitude.


During the week we have students that want to come in, I just kick them out though, there's nothing really wrong with them, I actually want them to try come in so I can lay down the law. But then again sometimes you have the rebellious student who tries to stand up for his worthless rights, and when that happens, I get to serve that piece of shit a can of shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, I don't give a fuck about you or what you're about, that will teach them some respect.

Well, what can I say its my job, yea my job is to put up with crap from other people, but hey it's better then frying greasy ass burgers at a Mcdonalds and putting up with disgusting fat asses who professionally maintain their cholesterol in a extremely high level, and that's just fucking intolerable.

In other words, fuck stupid people in general and fuck retarded people specifically.I'am right if you don't agree with me you're wrong.