Customer fucking service.

Sometimes you have a job where you have to deal with stupid people that are impatient and just completely ignorant and/or stubborn, these jobs include costumer service, security, phone calls, and cashier those such things. Well, I happen to have a job where I'am ASP (Asset Protection Customer Specialist) and that automatically makes me the asshole, everything I do pisses off the customer anywhere from politely asking for their receipt to offering them HELP yes fucking HELP by removing the magnetic sensor(which for some reason pisses everyone off), asking people to cross the Magnetic field sensors to make sure it was them that sounded off and directing them through the correct exit, so basically everyday I get told to fuck off about 75% percent of the time, And I can't do shit about it everything you do is always fucked up, there's always something you do wrong and they sit there and complain there fucking asses off till they decide they fucked with you' re patience enough, sometimes it just makes you wanna smash their face to the curb(I've thought about it alot).

Here I'll be explaining some of the assholes I come in contact with in regular day at work, which actually happen to completely fuck my day at work away, I mean, hey I like my job I just don't like the fuckers that desperately want to make it a living hell.


The asshole in a hurry, this particular asshole has questions and expects you to pull them out of your ass meanwhile you're taking care of other matters and if you can't, basically you're a piece of shit and don't deserve the job in other words you're a waste to the economy and everything they see fit. Actually you know what? I got a proposition for you, fuck bag! why don't you go take care of you're shit so when you come to my territory you don't fuck my day away by acting like an ass! Then maybe you could also save other bad asses like me some heartache!


Can't forget about the selfish bastards that walk in demanding shit, everyday they come up to me with the same crappy attitude"Hey I need this where is it? HURRY UP!!" The first thing that crosses my mind is, HEY hold on a second there Colonel Shit Stain! You obviously don't know who the fuck you're talking to! So how's about you shut the fuck up, stick your tongue up you're ass and get the fuck out of here with your shitty attitude.


During the week we have students that want to come in, I just kick them out though, there's nothing really wrong with them, I actually want them to try come in so I can lay down the law. But then again sometimes you have the rebellious student who tries to stand up for his worthless rights, and when that happens, I get to serve that piece of shit a can of shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, I don't give a fuck about you or what you're about, that will teach them some respect.

Well, what can I say its my job, yea my job is to put up with crap from other people, but hey it's better then frying greasy ass burgers at a Mcdonalds and putting up with disgusting fat asses who professionally maintain their cholesterol in a extremely high level, and that's just fucking intolerable.

In other words, fuck stupid people in general and fuck retarded people specifically.I'am right if you don't agree with me you're wrong.