So, you wanna be Emo eh?

You know what I hate, I hate walking through the mall and seeing some pathetic queer sitting in a corner on the floor dressed in black with a stupid look on his face, I mean how ridiculous is that crap? I wouldn't be surprised if some equal womens rights bitch stole his doughnut socked him in the face and told him to behave like a bitch.

Think about it Emos are little Bitches, do you know what bitches are? Men that get pushed around, but honestly you can't really consider Emos to be manly cause all they do is complain about everything, I mean if your gonna sit there and complain about how shitty your life is and not do anything about it you might as well shut the fuck up cause nobody cares or wants to hear your garbage so you might as well just kill yourself, cause it's always the same, aaawww my life sucks, my parents don't understand me, no one likes me, I'am ugly, well god damnit like I said you keep bitching then it's all gonna stay the same way, there is one thing though emo guys, of course you're gonna look ugly you look like transvestites that have air compressors in their jeans, I swear these faggots literally go to the womens section to get their jeans thats fucking sad and shamefull to men every where.

I tell you one thing if I had a kid and he was emo, I'd kick the shit out of him just for the hell of it! First he'd come in with a stupid look on his face then I notice his black eyeliner(which that alone tell me ''dad kick my ass''), Then I would ask him (not out of courtesy mind you I just want his answer to piss me off ) what the fucks up your ass? And he would most likely say something like "Oh you don't understand me dad I hate you and my life" Right there I would click and then I'd notice his pants and there goes my fucking trigger, BOOM!! congratulations! you're about to win yourself an honorary ass kicking from me!!

First I'd tell him! oh yea? You wanna complain bitch about something eh? how about you complain about the ass kicking I'am gonna give you! That'll give you something to cry about punkass! And after I finish kicking his ass, I'd ORDER him to go pick up the dog shit Fido left him, maybe that'll teach him to stop being such a pussy and stand up for himself fuckin vagina.

Gerardo(master of all mankind)+Emos= Hell breaking loose!

I don't put up with that crap or children for that case or vegans for that matter bunch of fucking pussies afraid of eating meat because its animal cruelty, I mean look, I've eaten in numerous chinese restaurants, honestly do you think I care if its made with cat, dog or pigeons? I don't give a fuck I just wanna eat meat, atleast them chinese people give a effort and its a good damn effort I'll tell you that much cause it tastes hella good!! Plus it contains MSG( Monosodium glutamate) supposedly gives you a higher chance of getting cancer, so maybe we should put alot of that shit into the vegans diet then all them pussy vegans can die, fuck vegans and fuck EMOS we got enough problems in this world already!!!

So if someone asks me, what I think we should do about the emo plague? Kick their asses and maybe hopefully some of them will hopefully convert to my doctrines of manliness, that is if they still have enough testosterone in their system to grow a pair of manly testicles, which my awesome degree of intellect highly doubts.

I'am right and if you don't agree, you're wrong.