Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Truth can suck my nuts

I was watching TV, and all of a sudden you got these stupid assholes that tell people not to smoke were at it again…And I thought what the fuck is this shit!?!?!? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with smoking, If there’s anything wrong, it’s you guys!! You guys are all pussies! You know why your pussies? Cause you have a low level of tobacco/nicotine/manliness in your system that’s why and all the women who help out only want to keep boys from turning into real men!!!


Tobacco actually increases hormone growth (penis and nut sack get bigger), so if you wanna look like the scrawny unmanly pussy emo kid, suite yourself don’t smoke cock boy!!
Real boys I advise you too start smoking and turn into a real man!!!And if your mother doesn’t let you! Kick her in the stomach! Tell her to fuck off and start cooking you some steak (did I mention steak is real mans food?) or too get pregnant! Show her who’s boss let her know you wanna be a real man!! Like Steven Seagal or Jack Bauer, but onto my next point.


Women should stay away from this manly material, which will cause their hormones to grow out of control and turn into horrid beasts in other words feminist bitches which is worse then their 24/7 period, and that's something us men really we don't want!


One technique if you desperately want to grow quickly why not up the ante? Drink some beer along with a cigarette, its a great combo! Cigarettes and beer nothing goes better then that! That shit it’ll have you growing hair out of your chest in no time!!

I on the other hand don’t have too I already contain a humongous penis.

The mixing of cigarettes and beer goes back as far to medieval times, when women knew their place in society and we didn’t have any of the “women equal rights” bull crap, thinking about it they shouldn’t even have their own campaign their inferior and their dumb as hell,all their gonna do is fuck everything up, more then things are.

I am right and if you don’t agree you are wrong!

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