Women are stupid and disrespectful.

Yes women are stupid and should be beat relentlessly, for being so stupid, they should just learn to shut the fuck up.
I was smoking a cigarette outside this morning without a shirt on and listening to music that degrades women, and this old hag with braids in her hair walks by with her stupid dog and she just keeps staring at me, so I got pissed and told her to fuck off, but being a woman that she is she decides to come up and start yelling at me, so I got pissed (again), burned her eye with my cigarette, kicked her in the stomach and kicked the shit out of her dog, then she started crying, her obese daughter (who was probably in her period) decides to come out and start doing what women do best BITCH and she then proceeds to try and hit me with her broom stick, right there I thought "Bad idea tramp" I dodged the broom stick and countered with a round house kick to the back of her head and knocked her out, then I grabbed the broom stick and smashed her back with it, then I continued to kick her face to see if she was knocked out for real (she was), then some old douche bag came by and saw what I was doing, he poked me with his cane and told me I was going to burn hell for what I did, I snapped his cane, did my evil laugh and I choke slammed him, I sure showed them. Thinking about it, all of this could have been avoided if women learned to keep their mouth shut! Regardless it was still awesome.

Pregnant women? GROSS.

You ever gone out to the store and you see some pregnant bitch bitching about being pregnant? Why do women have to complain about everything? Even about being pregnant, maybe if you were gonna complain about being pregnant you shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place ever thought about that? NO! Because you're a woman! And women always want to have something to complain about! From periods, to real men having a manly time and pounding down a couple of beers, to watching a manly sports game, women always bitch about something it's ridiculous, In a woman's mentality it's always about ME, stop being a selfish bitch and get over the fact that you're a woman and you women are mediocre that's why YOU get pregnant and men don't, cause men have to do all the important work from kicking ass to beating the shit out of women who THINK they are important.


I understand being pregnant is DISGUSTING because it's like having a basketball stuck on you that sucks life giving nutrients from you're body, But women think that since they made the choice of getting stuck with a parasite for 9 months that ultimately gives them the right to skip everyone in line, well dumb ass you wanted to get pregnant so suck it up, if you can't deal with it then take a premature shit and get rid of it, Or else if you're a man be a mans man and take the matter into you're own hands "Hey baby I got you a plane ticket"Really wheres the flight going to? "THE FLIGHTS GOING DOWN THE STAIRS BITCH! *CRACK*" Right there I just took care of 2 problems.

Problem number 1- You complaining and pissing me off.
Problem number 2- You complaining and pissing me off, again.

Women get pregnant cause their suppose take care of the fetus growing inside of them, that's why you get pregnant, you don't see men complaining about getting women pregnant, but women complain about being pregnant and having periods all the fucking time, it sucks deal with it, men have to deal with women it sucks but we suck it up.

Simply put, I don't put up with that pregnancy drama, you're gonna complain? Well let's take a trip to my abortion clinic (staircase), hows that? Plus it'll save me from paying child support if you go stupid crazy one day.

Mcdonalds in general.

A few days out of the week when I take a break at work, I'am obligated to pass by a Mcdonalds, which is surrounded by people who all have one thing in common, and what is that one thing they all have in common? Their fucking fat or obese, its pretty sad to notice how these overweight fat asses recognize their fat rolls and keep eating that garbage(fake food), I mean what the fuck is going on here!?! Do they think its okay to be fat? Well I'll tell you one thing its not, it's fucking intolerable cause I don't tolerate shit I don't like. Why is it intolerable? you ask!!?!?

#1 It's disgusting

#2 It's gross
#3 It makes me fucking sick

Yes I didn't mention health hazards cause I obviously don't care about fat peoples health in general, but what I do give a shit about is walking through the mall minding my own fucking business and seeing a fat whale, fighting his way to make it to a Mcdonalds just because he's hungry it makes me sick. Did he ever think to himself "Hey I'am pretty fucking fat maybe I should stop eating this processed garbage and loose some goddamn weight". Well obviously not, cause he's not doing a good job at it and Mcdonalds ain't gonna help either.

One perfect example is on one specific day when I was on my way to work with a friend back in 2007(Doing something manly protecting this country), While my friends driving his truck we see one of his fat hippo home girls, him being a non-manly vagina he offers this abomination a ride, the answer we received is something that scarred my life....I will never forget this..This is how it went.

Unmanly Friend- Hey she's my friend

Hardy boy- So? Forget about her she's fat, she needs to walk.

Unmanly Friend- No that's mean...My mother taught me better

Hardy Boy-...Wow you actually listen to the bullshit that woman spits out?

*Unmanly Friend courteously pulls over*

Unmanly Friend- Hey need a ride?

Slob- No I'am doing exercise, on my way to Mcdonalds.

Hardy boy- *mouth wide open* (I was in shock..I could not believe what I had heard)

Unmanly Friend- Oh..Okay.

After that scene we had to confirm what we had heard, and we confirmed it alright. She was doing exercise so when she finished she could slam down a couple of Big Macs and restore her calorie level to its dangerously high mark, talk about being on a strict calorie intake diet. The point is if your doing exercise why in the fuck would you go to a Mcdonalds to stuff you're fat ass? Thats just completely destroying any reason you were doing exercise for in the first place.

You know what I feel good today, so I'am gonna give "FAT WOMEN" some fashion tips, first of all, remember you're fat don't wear tight clothing, you don't look hot or sexy, you look gross, and no one wants to look at you PERIOD, and if they look at you (and you think you're hot) it's not because you're hot it's because people are SHOCKED at how you have the guts to wear something that shows off you're bread rolls, kinda like the movie SAW, people don't watch it cause it's pretty, they watch it cause it's disgusting and so are you.

Hell if I had a son and he was fat, every pound he was overweight would be a knee in the face, yea I'am talking Muay Thai, I happen to know all martial arts since I'am the baddest mofo.

(I don't mention daughter, cause once I notice it doesn't have a penis I'd get rid of it)

Hardy Boy- Hey you fat fuck you're 4 pounds overweight!
Son- I'am sorry dad...
Hardy Boy- Oh now you're calling me sorry!?!? You're the one who's fat, fatty! Look at you, I'am ashamed to walk down the street with you cause you're so disgustingly fat, fatty mc fat fat, you can't even see you're own penis you're a disgrace!


Then I'd knee him 4 times in the face for the 4 pounds he was over, and tell him its Mcdonalds fault. And instruct him to start bulimic exercises, fuck all that vegetable crap that doesn't do shit (like explained before). But like I said, it's all Mcdonalds fault, for having such shitty food to offer the American public, but then again you're the dumb asses who eat that crap.

So what did we learn?
That mcdonalds is garbage
And fat people can not be sexy, but can be disgusting!

Customer fucking service.

Sometimes you have a job where you have to deal with stupid people that are impatient and just completely ignorant and/or stubborn, these jobs include costumer service, security, phone calls, and cashier those such things. Well, I happen to have a job where I'am ASP (Asset Protection Customer Specialist) and that automatically makes me the asshole, everything I do pisses off the customer anywhere from politely asking for their receipt to offering them HELP yes fucking HELP by removing the magnetic sensor(which for some reason pisses everyone off), asking people to cross the Magnetic field sensors to make sure it was them that sounded off and directing them through the correct exit, so basically everyday I get told to fuck off about 75% percent of the time, And I can't do shit about it everything you do is always fucked up, there's always something you do wrong and they sit there and complain there fucking asses off till they decide they fucked with you' re patience enough, sometimes it just makes you wanna smash their face to the curb(I've thought about it alot).

Here I'll be explaining some of the assholes I come in contact with in regular day at work, which actually happen to completely fuck my day at work away, I mean, hey I like my job I just don't like the fuckers that desperately want to make it a living hell.


The asshole in a hurry, this particular asshole has questions and expects you to pull them out of your ass meanwhile you're taking care of other matters and if you can't, basically you're a piece of shit and don't deserve the job in other words you're a waste to the economy and everything they see fit. Actually you know what? I got a proposition for you, fuck bag! why don't you go take care of you're shit so when you come to my territory you don't fuck my day away by acting like an ass! Then maybe you could also save other bad asses like me some heartache!


Can't forget about the selfish bastards that walk in demanding shit, everyday they come up to me with the same crappy attitude"Hey I need this where is it? HURRY UP!!" The first thing that crosses my mind is, HEY hold on a second there Colonel Shit Stain! You obviously don't know who the fuck you're talking to! So how's about you shut the fuck up, stick your tongue up you're ass and get the fuck out of here with your shitty attitude.


During the week we have students that want to come in, I just kick them out though, there's nothing really wrong with them, I actually want them to try come in so I can lay down the law. But then again sometimes you have the rebellious student who tries to stand up for his worthless rights, and when that happens, I get to serve that piece of shit a can of shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, I don't give a fuck about you or what you're about, that will teach them some respect.

Well, what can I say its my job, yea my job is to put up with crap from other people, but hey it's better then frying greasy ass burgers at a Mcdonalds and putting up with disgusting fat asses who professionally maintain their cholesterol in a extremely high level, and that's just fucking intolerable.

In other words, fuck stupid people in general and fuck retarded people specifically.I'am right if you don't agree with me you're wrong.

Eat meat or die!

In my last post I spoke abit about vegans, so I wanted to go more in depth cause theres times when you have people who don't eat certain types of meat because they think its gross, then you got retards who don't eat meat because they think it's inhuman or animal cruelty, and you know what those people are called? Vegans!


Few things come to my mind when ever I think about a vegan.

#1 What the fuck is wrong with you?

#2 If your a man, You might as well chop your manhood off cause you have no right to have carry its weight!
#3 Whats wrong with slaughtering animals, so they get eaten by real men like me?
#4 Soy food sucks ass and if you like it, you do too.
#5 Your a vegan your classified as a mega vagina in my book.
#6 Fuck you, I like meat.

I like morcillas (thats pig intestines with blood and rice) every time I eat one of those I feel like a man, I feel like kicking some major ass (like I always do), kinda like if I see a pregnant skank I'd kick her in the stomach, and if she starts crying, I'd slap her in the face and tell her to get over it she can make another one, women are fetus producing factories its not that hard to make one of those. I mean fuck, if women can accidently make fetuses why can't you? So get over it! Then I'd punch her vagina or something.

Yea but getting back to the vegans, if you converted to veganism to loose weight your an idiot, everyone knows if you go bulimic you can eat everything you want and you can throw it up its really safe and smart and you wont feel fat, I advise everyone to stay away from being a vegan but to go bulimic if that doesn't work anorexia helps out also its a good weight losing technique used by people everywhere all around the world. Such as these examples of vegans and anorexics up above.

So my conclusion to this is don't go vegan your a human you should eat whatever meat you can stuff your ass with cows, chickens, pigs,pigeons, cats and dogs its all good and yes I mention cats and dogs because of my last reference to chinese food I made, they make some damn good meat.

Maybe you can eat a fetus or two, in China land they eat aborted fetuses and thats a delicasy yum yum!

I'am right and if you don't agree, you're wrong.

So, you wanna be Emo eh?

You know what I hate, I hate walking through the mall and seeing some pathetic queer sitting in a corner on the floor dressed in black with a stupid look on his face, I mean how ridiculous is that crap? I wouldn't be surprised if some equal womens rights bitch stole his doughnut socked him in the face and told him to behave like a bitch.

Think about it Emos are little Bitches, do you know what bitches are? Men that get pushed around, but honestly you can't really consider Emos to be manly cause all they do is complain about everything, I mean if your gonna sit there and complain about how shitty your life is and not do anything about it you might as well shut the fuck up cause nobody cares or wants to hear your garbage so you might as well just kill yourself, cause it's always the same, aaawww my life sucks, my parents don't understand me, no one likes me, I'am ugly, well god damnit like I said you keep bitching then it's all gonna stay the same way, there is one thing though emo guys, of course you're gonna look ugly you look like transvestites that have air compressors in their jeans, I swear these faggots literally go to the womens section to get their jeans thats fucking sad and shamefull to men every where.

I tell you one thing if I had a kid and he was emo, I'd kick the shit out of him just for the hell of it! First he'd come in with a stupid look on his face then I notice his black eyeliner(which that alone tell me ''dad kick my ass''), Then I would ask him (not out of courtesy mind you I just want his answer to piss me off ) what the fucks up your ass? And he would most likely say something like "Oh you don't understand me dad I hate you and my life" Right there I would click and then I'd notice his pants and there goes my fucking trigger, BOOM!! congratulations! you're about to win yourself an honorary ass kicking from me!!

First I'd tell him! oh yea? You wanna complain bitch about something eh? how about you complain about the ass kicking I'am gonna give you! That'll give you something to cry about punkass! And after I finish kicking his ass, I'd ORDER him to go pick up the dog shit Fido left him, maybe that'll teach him to stop being such a pussy and stand up for himself fuckin vagina.

Gerardo(master of all mankind)+Emos= Hell breaking loose!

I don't put up with that crap or children for that case or vegans for that matter bunch of fucking pussies afraid of eating meat because its animal cruelty, I mean look, I've eaten in numerous chinese restaurants, honestly do you think I care if its made with cat, dog or pigeons? I don't give a fuck I just wanna eat meat, atleast them chinese people give a effort and its a good damn effort I'll tell you that much cause it tastes hella good!! Plus it contains MSG( Monosodium glutamate) supposedly gives you a higher chance of getting cancer, so maybe we should put alot of that shit into the vegans diet then all them pussy vegans can die, fuck vegans and fuck EMOS we got enough problems in this world already!!!

So if someone asks me, what I think we should do about the emo plague? Kick their asses and maybe hopefully some of them will hopefully convert to my doctrines of manliness, that is if they still have enough testosterone in their system to grow a pair of manly testicles, which my awesome degree of intellect highly doubts.

I'am right and if you don't agree, you're wrong.

Kool Kids Klub/Klown Heads=Redneck trailer trash

This particular unorganized piece of shit excuse of a racist group called the KKK ( Kool Kids Klub) was founded in the southern states after the civil war, by a bunch of disgruntled rednecks with no ability to rationalize or come to civil terms, with anyone or anything, even though they talk a big game about killing homosexuals, niggers, spics, jews and gooks they hide themselves with white robes and cone shaped masks( Gee nice Klown halloween outfits jackasses) that makes them look utterly stupid, not to mention the useless burning of their stupid cross, I would think burning the cross would piss off Jesus or some shit.

Anyways I had a opportunity to interview some Klowns. Heres how it went.
(( INTERVIEW))

Hardy boy- Good afternoon, how are you all doing today?

KKK #1- We doin gret!! gittin out ov our trailurs and showin the white people th-

KKK #2- WHAT POWER!!!!

Hardy boy- uh okay?

KKK #1- dat's wat it all bout! da what power!

Hardy boy- So how does your club help out the community?

KKK #2- WAT KLUB!!?!?!

Hardy boy- um sorry "you're Klan"

KKK #1-......Well...We uh..hm...

Hardy boy- Well?

KKK #3- *Stupid look on his face*

Hardy boy- You guys don't do anything, do you?

KKK #3- Oh, we burn dem krosses made out dem stiks..Yea dats wat we do.

Hardy boy- Okay, But what does that do for the community?

KKK-#4- Shin dig kid lookin al dem litle boy wakin round!!!

Hardy boy- What the fuck did you just say?

KKK #1- he say we burn dem krosses on dem stiks an dem litle kid walk up to dem an open arms to side.

Hardy boy- Okay fucktard, but why do you burn the crosses?

KKK #2- So Dey burn *laugh*

Hardy boy- Dude are you fucking serious?

KKK #2-....Yes?

Hardy boy-Wow...Well folks that's all we have for tod-

KKK #3- WHAT POWER!!!

Hardy boy-.....Fuck this....


Through out the years the KKK has deteriorated into several groups of scattered clans that behave more like cavemen then human still composing of disgruntled rednecks with an even lesser ability to rationalize or be civil, but by seeing the way they represent their little social club now days their also most likely even dumber and contain no decency.

This is the thing that pisses me off, these mother fuckers walk around without a shirt on, drag a rifle around have no education, complain about not having jobs, married to fat slobs, drink cheap beer and smoke shitty cigarettes look...Unintelligence, cheap beer and shitty cigarettes(mind you these cheap substances lessen hormone growth) is against the "UNIFORM CODE OF MANLY CONDUCT''.

So is there anything else can I say about these losers? Oh yea their organization is garbage and no one wants to associate themselves with you're kind of retard class of brethren, I'd rather join the G.I. Joe fan club at least they blow shit up and kick ass, I mean look at Snake Eyes that guy is so hardcore he doesn't even talk he lets his humongous penis and kick ass samurai sword do the talking the Uzi's just for style he doesn't use it, I've been asked to join the fan club countless times, but the only fan club I am in is mine "The Hardy Boy society for real men hairy chested men who smoke, drink and beat their wives".

Neo-Nazis are groups that have the same fundamentals as the KKK, but I would consider them the bitches that's if I was to compare the KKK and Neo-Nazis together, Imagine a bunch of Klowns (KKK's) that shave their heads, wear boots with colorful shoe laces, suspenders, yell Heil Hitler constantly, mosh like a bunch a fags and think they know everything about the "Third Reich" and "Hitler"(but dont know where skin heads originated) these particular racist groups fight against one another even though all Neo-Nazi groups 'have the same ignorant beliefs but obviuosly their behavior contradicts what they say, what a bunch of fucking morons.

Another thing, what kind of man wears spandex, tight pants and is proud? That's just fucking retarded these two groups are retarded and concidently they both have a pretty low sense for fashion (not that I care for fashion), I would also like to add anyone associated with these two Klubs is also retarded, just like those fucking idiot skin heads that got caught trying to assassinate Obama, how the fuck do you think of driving towards a police barricade when your armed to the teeth with rifles? Oh wait I know, the most likely cause for their stupid action was based on the fact that they were on meth...Nice job representing your "Aryan brothers" dimwits.

On another occasion I had the rare opportunity to have a interview with dumb fuck Tharin Gartrell (homo in the pic), the man who plotted the pathetic failed attempt on Barack Obamas life.

(( INTERVIEW))

Hardy boy- Hey how are you doing today Tharin?

Tharin- I am doin mity fine

Hardy boy- I came here today to ask you some questions, is that ok?

Tharin-...Sure I guess, why not?

Hardy boy- What do you think of the KKK?

Tharin- Dey a bunch of ignorant trailer trash gypsies!

Hardy boy- And I understand you hate "spics"?

Tharin- Heck ye!

Hardy boy- Why?

Tharin- Cause dey all in gangs, sell drugs and do drugs and kill people!! and take our all our jobs!!

Hardy boy- I don't think you'd get accepted any where after what you pulled "Slugger".

Tharin- Huh?

Hardy boy- Nothing, Why do you hate black people?

Tharin- Same thang as spics, gangs are stupid!!

Hardy boy- Yea but...Aren't skin heads considered a gang? And you fight amongst each other.

Tharin-.....Yea but we securing a future for our what children

Hardy boy- You know what, you're right by being caught in a rented truck-

Tharin- Oh yea I was driving like in a pretty erratic manner *smile*

Hardy boy-...Meanwhile plotting to kill the now president Obama while high on meth is a good way to secure the future of your children, nice FUCKING job "Frank" you pulled a good stunt there.

Tharin-.......(Stares down)

Hardy boy- Not only did u fail, your actions were also stupid...I don't think Hitler likes stupid people, with poor ways of executing plans.

Tharin- Mein Fuhrer I am sorry...* Hitler salute*

Hardy boy- God your a fucking pussy, were done dip shit.

Conclusion, what can I say? Well...I think hating people for their skin color is fucking stupid, you basically blame all your problems in society on a person with a different skin color, while you don't look at yourself and see the problems your causing to other people by being in a stupid Klub where you either shave your heads or wear stupid costumes, basically doing the same shit your complaining about, I hate people who are stupid, stupid people piss me off, because their stupid, and stupid people do stupid things period.

People+Stupidity-Intelligence= Hardy boy getting pissed off and having to kick some major ass.

I am right and if you don't agree, you're wrong.