Stupid kids and their stupid "SWAG".

You know whats worse then having to walk around under the constant heat of the sun that deliberately tries to piss you off? Walking to the grocery store to buy me a mean bottle of liquor and seeing some punk bastard fuck walking around thinking he's "a real man", because he has "SWAG". The problem is real men don't use "SWAG", real men have boners, hair on their chest and slap women/children around.

Hardy boy, what is "SWAG" ?
SWAG: The new style which plagues everyday mainstream society with uneducated kids ranging from 6 to 20 years old(in some other cases till 30) and having them believe they are "gangsters". (Did I ever mention I hate kids?)

How do you acquire "SWAG" you ask? It's simple limp around on one leg doesn't matter which, if you don't understand just imitate someone on the verge of a heat stroke, try have you're pants lower then you're waist to show everyone you're "SUPER COOL" BEETLE BORGS underwear (Power Rangers would have been a lot better), have a belt on not too keep you're pants up but to just have one on, make sure to have a ridiculously large belt buckle to make up for you're amazingly small penis, wear a hat(preferably a New York Yankees) to the side doesn't matter what kind of hat it is but what matters is having it to the side so you look like a retard and make sure to change you're tone of voice/accent to show everyone you're from a slum, cause remember, being from a slum where drugs, robberies and killings are normal in you're everyday life is something you're suppose to be proud of.

While he's thinking he's the "HARDEST"mother fucker around , I'am on the verge of smashing his face in with my fist followed by a round house kick to the chin (courtesy of Chuck Norris), and since I'am a reasonable man I would then explain to him why he now has to refer to me as the Mr. School Bus Driver, due to him being schooled by me(like other countless individuals).

Then again he wouldn't understand, cause if you have "SWAG" obviously school is for nerds and losers. Thinking about it who's to blame? The parents that's who, for not smacking the shit out of their children, look what society has for the future, a bunch a selfish kids who listen to "Lil' Wayne" think they deserve everything, fail at school and at the same time all want to be hard and speak Ebonics, what the hell is with Ebonics anyways? Whats with people thinking its an actual language?

Ebonics is a term that was originally intended and sometimes used for the language of all, or that of the Black North American people; since 1996 it has been largely used to refer to African American Vernacular English (distinctively nonstandard black United States English), asserting the independence of this from (standard) English. Ebonics derives its form from ebony (black) and phonics (sound, the study of sound) and refers to the study of the language of black people in all its cultural uniqueness.
When did screwing up a proper language, turn into cultural uniqueness?


This video proves what Ebonics does to people, turns them into dimwits like this douche. It's sad the kind of people that are allowed to live in the U.S.



What I believe is...Hold on excuse me, what I KNOW is, its caused by a bunch of people who are too stupid/lazy to teach their children proper English, and hence the ridiculous Ebonics term, news flash assholes you're in America and being in America means you either speak a proper language or get the fuck out!! That's what happens when you let stupid people raise children (its bad enough children are already annoying as hell)), they fill their head with stupidity, and they grow up believing that stupidity is okay, well look here IT'S NOT OKAY to sound like you have down syndrome and IT'S NOT OKAY to chop up a proper language that has its roots since the 5th century A.D.!

Regardless in the end look what "SWAG" has done, it has compiled up to a huge catastrophe that even surpasses Haiti's recent encounter with Gods immature wrath (earthquake), I'am done with this shit, the next person I hear speaking Ebonics is gonna get their back broken BY ME and referred to a English Lesson Plans(ESL) personally BY ME.

Customer fucking service.

Sometimes you have a job where you have to deal with stupid people that are impatient and just completely ignorant and/or stubborn, these jobs include costumer service, security, phone calls, and cashier those such things. Well, I happen to have a job where I'am ASP (Asset Protection Customer Specialist) and that automatically makes me the asshole, everything I do pisses off the customer anywhere from politely asking for their receipt to offering them HELP yes fucking HELP by removing the magnetic sensor(which for some reason pisses everyone off), asking people to cross the Magnetic field sensors to make sure it was them that sounded off and directing them through the correct exit, so basically everyday I get told to fuck off about 75% percent of the time, And I can't do shit about it everything you do is always fucked up, there's always something you do wrong and they sit there and complain there fucking asses off till they decide they fucked with you' re patience enough, sometimes it just makes you wanna smash their face to the curb(I've thought about it alot).

Here I'll be explaining some of the assholes I come in contact with in regular day at work, which actually happen to completely fuck my day at work away, I mean, hey I like my job I just don't like the fuckers that desperately want to make it a living hell.


The asshole in a hurry, this particular asshole has questions and expects you to pull them out of your ass meanwhile you're taking care of other matters and if you can't, basically you're a piece of shit and don't deserve the job in other words you're a waste to the economy and everything they see fit. Actually you know what? I got a proposition for you, fuck bag! why don't you go take care of you're shit so when you come to my territory you don't fuck my day away by acting like an ass! Then maybe you could also save other bad asses like me some heartache!


Can't forget about the selfish bastards that walk in demanding shit, everyday they come up to me with the same crappy attitude"Hey I need this where is it? HURRY UP!!" The first thing that crosses my mind is, HEY hold on a second there Colonel Shit Stain! You obviously don't know who the fuck you're talking to! So how's about you shut the fuck up, stick your tongue up you're ass and get the fuck out of here with your shitty attitude.


During the week we have students that want to come in, I just kick them out though, there's nothing really wrong with them, I actually want them to try come in so I can lay down the law. But then again sometimes you have the rebellious student who tries to stand up for his worthless rights, and when that happens, I get to serve that piece of shit a can of shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, I don't give a fuck about you or what you're about, that will teach them some respect.

Well, what can I say its my job, yea my job is to put up with crap from other people, but hey it's better then frying greasy ass burgers at a Mcdonalds and putting up with disgusting fat asses who professionally maintain their cholesterol in a extremely high level, and that's just fucking intolerable.

In other words, fuck stupid people in general and fuck retarded people specifically.I'am right if you don't agree with me you're wrong.