I was smoking a cigarette outside this morning without a shirt on and listening to music that degrades women, and this old hag with braids in her hair walks by with her stupid dog and she just keeps staring at me, so I got pissed and told her to fuck off, but being a woman that she is she decides to come up and start yelling at me, so I got pissed (again), burned her eye with my cigarette, kicked her in the stomach and kicked the shit out of her dog, then she started crying, her obese daughter (who was probably in her period) decides to come out and start doing what women do best BITCH and she then proceeds to try and hit me with her broom stick, right there I thought "Bad idea tramp" I dodged the broom stick and countered with a round house kick to the back of her head and knocked her out, then I grabbed the broom stick and smashed her back with it, then I continued to kick her face to see if she was knocked out for real (she was), then some old douche bag came by and saw what I was doing, he poked me with his cane and told me I was going to burn hell for what I did, I snapped his cane, did my evil laugh and I choke slammed him, I sure showed them. Thinking about it, all of this could have been avoided if women learned to keep their mouth shut! Regardless it was still awesome.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Women are stupid and disrespectful.
I was smoking a cigarette outside this morning without a shirt on and listening to music that degrades women, and this old hag with braids in her hair walks by with her stupid dog and she just keeps staring at me, so I got pissed and told her to fuck off, but being a woman that she is she decides to come up and start yelling at me, so I got pissed (again), burned her eye with my cigarette, kicked her in the stomach and kicked the shit out of her dog, then she started crying, her obese daughter (who was probably in her period) decides to come out and start doing what women do best BITCH and she then proceeds to try and hit me with her broom stick, right there I thought "Bad idea tramp" I dodged the broom stick and countered with a round house kick to the back of her head and knocked her out, then I grabbed the broom stick and smashed her back with it, then I continued to kick her face to see if she was knocked out for real (she was), then some old douche bag came by and saw what I was doing, he poked me with his cane and told me I was going to burn hell for what I did, I snapped his cane, did my evil laugh and I choke slammed him, I sure showed them. Thinking about it, all of this could have been avoided if women learned to keep their mouth shut! Regardless it was still awesome.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Kool Kids Klub/Klown Heads=Redneck trailer trash
This particular unorganized piece of shit excuse of a racist group called the KKK ( Kool Kids Klub) was founded in the southern states after the civil war, by a bunch of disgruntled rednecks with no ability to rationalize or come to civil terms, with anyone or anything, even though they talk a big game about killing homosexuals, niggers, spics, jews and gooks they hide themselves with white robes and cone shaped masks( Gee nice Klown halloween outfits jackasses) that makes them look utterly stupid, not to mention the useless burning of their stupid cross, I would think burning the cross would piss off Jesus or some shit.
Anyways I had a opportunity to interview some Klowns. Heres how it went.
(( INTERVIEW))
Hardy boy- Good afternoon, how are you all doing today?
KKK #1- We doin gret!! gittin out ov our trailurs and showin the white people th-
KKK #2- WHAT POWER!!!!
Hardy boy- uh okay?
KKK #1- dat's wat it all bout! da what power!
Hardy boy- So how does your club help out the community?
KKK #2- WAT KLUB!!?!?!
Hardy boy- um sorry "you're Klan"
KKK #1-......Well...We uh..hm...
Hardy boy- Well?
KKK #3- *Stupid look on his face*
Hardy boy- You guys don't do anything, do you?
KKK #3- Oh, we burn dem krosses made out dem stiks..Yea dats wat we do.
Hardy boy- Okay, But what does that do for the community?
KKK-#4- Shin dig kid lookin al dem litle boy wakin round!!!
Hardy boy- What the fuck did you just say?
KKK #1- he say we burn dem krosses on dem stiks an dem litle kid walk up to dem an open arms to side.
Hardy boy- Okay fucktard, but why do you burn the crosses?
KKK #2- So Dey burn *laugh*
Hardy boy- Dude are you fucking serious?
KKK #2-....Yes?
Hardy boy-Wow...Well folks that's all we have for tod-
KKK #3- WHAT POWER!!!
Hardy boy-.....Fuck this....
Through out the years the KKK has deteriorated into several groups of scattered clans that behave more like cavemen then human still composing of disgruntled rednecks with an even lesser ability to rationalize or be civil, but by seeing the way they represent their little social club now days their also most likely even dumber and contain no decency.
t pisses me off, these mother fuckers walk around without a shirt on, drag a rifle around have no education, complain about not having jobs, married to fat slobs, drink cheap beer and smoke shitty cigarettes look...Unintelligence, cheap beer and shitty cigarettes(mind you these cheap substances lessen hormone growth) is against the "UNIFORM CODE OF MANLY CONDUCT''.
Another thing, what kind of man wears spandex, tight pants and is proud? That's just fucking retarded these two groups are retarded and concidently they both have a pretty low sense for fashion (not that I care for fashion), I would also like to add anyone associated with these two Klubs is also retarded, just like those fucking idiot skin heads that got caught trying to assassinate Obama, how the fuck do you think of driving towards a police barricade when your armed to the teeth with rifles? Oh wait I know, the most likely cause for their stupid action was based on the fact that they were on meth...Nice job representing your "Aryan brothers" dimwits.
Hardy boy- Hey how are you doing today Tharin?
Tharin- I am doin mity fine
Tharin- Oh yea I was driving like in a pretty erratic manner *smile*
Hardy boy-...Meanwhile plotting to kill the now president Obama while high on meth is a good way to secure the future of your children, nice FUCKING job "Frank" you pulled a good stunt there.
People+Stupidity-Intelligence= Hardy boy getting pissed off and having to kick some major ass.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Things in kindergarten gotta change!!
I remember back in my day when I used to go to High school, and I'd pass by the elementary school and see all the little punk kindergartner fucks yelling, disrespecting, laughing, making stupid jokes, stupid drawings, asking stupid questions all the time, shitting themselves and crying whenever they break something, what pissed me off the most was that the little boys they thought they were fucking gangsters(God I wanted to kick so many in the mouth so bad) and the little girls who dress up like prostitutes in their stupid girl scout uniforms, I always told myself God dammit someone has to fuck these kids up someone has to put the law down on them, I mean who the fuck do they think they are jumping around, arguing, asking for shit like they actually have an actual importance in life?
When I have a kid hes gonna watch movies like Gran Torino! Clint Eastwood is a bad ass!! He doesn't give a fuck, even when he was invited over to the Asian peoples he sat down stuffed his manly ass!! Plus he's always pissed and he doesn't even have to talk the fucker just grunts all the damn time, that's a fucker you know has a pair of nuts even in his throat!! On a side note, if you haven't seen Gran Torino and you're a man YOU ARE WRONG!!
Schools gotta change its getting worse and kids are getting more annoying and stupid!! And I am getting pissed!!! So I've came up with a way to make kids more attentive in class instead of that happy bullshit, do whatever you want in class garbage!!! My way would benefit those kinder bastards and the parents. This is America and if you're retarded! You don't belong here!! My way is if you get answers wrong the consequences are extreme punishment ranging from an old fashion ass kicking to a slap in the face with cacti this way they learn how to stop being such dumb asses and do something with their lives. Hell lets go the whole nine yards!!! Everyday in school is a special day!!Monday= Smashed in the face with a 2x4 day
Tuesday= Punch in the nose day
Wednesday= Pile driver day
Thursday= Kick in the stomach followed by the Stone Cold stunner day
Friday= Slapped in the face by mexican with cacti day
If your a responsible parent you'll extend this through out the weekend also, even though most of you won't do it thought cause your irresponsible.
Saturday= Rock bottom followed by the Captains elbow <--- Yes I said it the Captains elbow.
Sunday= The power bomb
Yea this will teach those little fuckers your not playing around, and teach them some respect like I said we only need good hard working men(women are not important) in our American society, not retards who piss and moan all the time, so if you're gonna sit there and not take care of you're little bastards so they can end up pissing me off, you might as well abort the fucker, cause if your gonna be irresponsible, I got 3 words for you FUCK THAT SHIT!!
I am right and if you don't agree you are wrong!