Kool Kids Klub/Klown Heads=Redneck trailer trash

This particular unorganized piece of shit excuse of a racist group called the KKK ( Kool Kids Klub) was founded in the southern states after the civil war, by a bunch of disgruntled rednecks with no ability to rationalize or come to civil terms, with anyone or anything, even though they talk a big game about killing homosexuals, niggers, spics, jews and gooks they hide themselves with white robes and cone shaped masks( Gee nice Klown halloween outfits jackasses) that makes them look utterly stupid, not to mention the useless burning of their stupid cross, I would think burning the cross would piss off Jesus or some shit.

Anyways I had a opportunity to interview some Klowns. Heres how it went.
(( INTERVIEW))

Hardy boy- Good afternoon, how are you all doing today?

KKK #1- We doin gret!! gittin out ov our trailurs and showin the white people th-

KKK #2- WHAT POWER!!!!

Hardy boy- uh okay?

KKK #1- dat's wat it all bout! da what power!

Hardy boy- So how does your club help out the community?

KKK #2- WAT KLUB!!?!?!

Hardy boy- um sorry "you're Klan"

KKK #1-......Well...We uh..hm...

Hardy boy- Well?

KKK #3- *Stupid look on his face*

Hardy boy- You guys don't do anything, do you?

KKK #3- Oh, we burn dem krosses made out dem stiks..Yea dats wat we do.

Hardy boy- Okay, But what does that do for the community?

KKK-#4- Shin dig kid lookin al dem litle boy wakin round!!!

Hardy boy- What the fuck did you just say?

KKK #1- he say we burn dem krosses on dem stiks an dem litle kid walk up to dem an open arms to side.

Hardy boy- Okay fucktard, but why do you burn the crosses?

KKK #2- So Dey burn *laugh*

Hardy boy- Dude are you fucking serious?

KKK #2-....Yes?

Hardy boy-Wow...Well folks that's all we have for tod-

KKK #3- WHAT POWER!!!

Hardy boy-.....Fuck this....


Through out the years the KKK has deteriorated into several groups of scattered clans that behave more like cavemen then human still composing of disgruntled rednecks with an even lesser ability to rationalize or be civil, but by seeing the way they represent their little social club now days their also most likely even dumber and contain no decency.

This is the thing that pisses me off, these mother fuckers walk around without a shirt on, drag a rifle around have no education, complain about not having jobs, married to fat slobs, drink cheap beer and smoke shitty cigarettes look...Unintelligence, cheap beer and shitty cigarettes(mind you these cheap substances lessen hormone growth) is against the "UNIFORM CODE OF MANLY CONDUCT''.

So is there anything else can I say about these losers? Oh yea their organization is garbage and no one wants to associate themselves with you're kind of retard class of brethren, I'd rather join the G.I. Joe fan club at least they blow shit up and kick ass, I mean look at Snake Eyes that guy is so hardcore he doesn't even talk he lets his humongous penis and kick ass samurai sword do the talking the Uzi's just for style he doesn't use it, I've been asked to join the fan club countless times, but the only fan club I am in is mine "The Hardy Boy society for real men hairy chested men who smoke, drink and beat their wives".

Neo-Nazis are groups that have the same fundamentals as the KKK, but I would consider them the bitches that's if I was to compare the KKK and Neo-Nazis together, Imagine a bunch of Klowns (KKK's) that shave their heads, wear boots with colorful shoe laces, suspenders, yell Heil Hitler constantly, mosh like a bunch a fags and think they know everything about the "Third Reich" and "Hitler"(but dont know where skin heads originated) these particular racist groups fight against one another even though all Neo-Nazi groups 'have the same ignorant beliefs but obviuosly their behavior contradicts what they say, what a bunch of fucking morons.

Another thing, what kind of man wears spandex, tight pants and is proud? That's just fucking retarded these two groups are retarded and concidently they both have a pretty low sense for fashion (not that I care for fashion), I would also like to add anyone associated with these two Klubs is also retarded, just like those fucking idiot skin heads that got caught trying to assassinate Obama, how the fuck do you think of driving towards a police barricade when your armed to the teeth with rifles? Oh wait I know, the most likely cause for their stupid action was based on the fact that they were on meth...Nice job representing your "Aryan brothers" dimwits.

On another occasion I had the rare opportunity to have a interview with dumb fuck Tharin Gartrell (homo in the pic), the man who plotted the pathetic failed attempt on Barack Obamas life.

(( INTERVIEW))

Hardy boy- Hey how are you doing today Tharin?

Tharin- I am doin mity fine

Hardy boy- I came here today to ask you some questions, is that ok?

Tharin-...Sure I guess, why not?

Hardy boy- What do you think of the KKK?

Tharin- Dey a bunch of ignorant trailer trash gypsies!

Hardy boy- And I understand you hate "spics"?

Tharin- Heck ye!

Hardy boy- Why?

Tharin- Cause dey all in gangs, sell drugs and do drugs and kill people!! and take our all our jobs!!

Hardy boy- I don't think you'd get accepted any where after what you pulled "Slugger".

Tharin- Huh?

Hardy boy- Nothing, Why do you hate black people?

Tharin- Same thang as spics, gangs are stupid!!

Hardy boy- Yea but...Aren't skin heads considered a gang? And you fight amongst each other.

Tharin-.....Yea but we securing a future for our what children

Hardy boy- You know what, you're right by being caught in a rented truck-

Tharin- Oh yea I was driving like in a pretty erratic manner *smile*

Hardy boy-...Meanwhile plotting to kill the now president Obama while high on meth is a good way to secure the future of your children, nice FUCKING job "Frank" you pulled a good stunt there.

Tharin-.......(Stares down)

Hardy boy- Not only did u fail, your actions were also stupid...I don't think Hitler likes stupid people, with poor ways of executing plans.

Tharin- Mein Fuhrer I am sorry...* Hitler salute*

Hardy boy- God your a fucking pussy, were done dip shit.

Conclusion, what can I say? Well...I think hating people for their skin color is fucking stupid, you basically blame all your problems in society on a person with a different skin color, while you don't look at yourself and see the problems your causing to other people by being in a stupid Klub where you either shave your heads or wear stupid costumes, basically doing the same shit your complaining about, I hate people who are stupid, stupid people piss me off, because their stupid, and stupid people do stupid things period.

People+Stupidity-Intelligence= Hardy boy getting pissed off and having to kick some major ass.

I am right and if you don't agree, you're wrong.

Things in kindergarten gotta change!!

I remember back in my day when I used to go to High school, and I'd pass by the elementary school and see all the little punk kindergartner fucks yelling, disrespecting, laughing, making stupid jokes, stupid drawings, asking stupid questions all the time, shitting themselves and crying whenever they break something, what pissed me off the most was that the little boys they thought they were fucking gangsters(God I wanted to kick so many in the mouth so bad) and the little girls who dress up like prostitutes in their stupid girl scout uniforms, I always told myself God dammit someone has to fuck these kids up someone has to put the law down on them, I mean who the fuck do they think they are jumping around, arguing, asking for shit like they actually have an actual importance in life?

When I have a kid hes gonna watch movies like Gran Torino! Clint Eastwood is a bad ass!! He doesn't give a fuck, even when he was invited over to the Asian peoples he sat down stuffed his manly ass!! Plus he's always pissed and he doesn't even have to talk the fucker just grunts all the damn time, that's a fucker you know has a pair of nuts even in his throat!! On a side note, if you haven't seen Gran Torino and you're a man YOU ARE WRONG!!

Schools gotta change its getting worse and kids are getting more annoying and stupid!! And I am getting pissed!!! So I've came up with a way to make kids more attentive in class instead of that happy bullshit, do whatever you want in class garbage!!! My way would benefit those kinder bastards and the parents. This is America and if you're retarded! You don't belong here!! My way is if you get answers wrong the consequences are extreme punishment ranging from an old fashion ass kicking to a slap in the face with cacti this way they learn how to stop being such dumb asses and do something with their lives. Hell lets go the whole nine yards!!! Everyday in school is a special day!!

Monday= Smashed in the face with a 2x4 day
Tuesday= Punch in the nose day
Wednesday= Pile driver day
Thursday= Kick in the stomach followed by the Stone Cold stunner day
Friday= Slapped in the face by mexican with cacti day

If your a responsible parent you'll extend this through out the weekend also, even though most of you won't do it thought cause your irresponsible.

Saturday= Rock bottom followed by the Captains elbow <--- Yes I said it the Captains elbow.
Sunday= The power bomb

Yea this will teach those little fuckers your not playing around, and teach them some respect like I said we only need good hard working men(women are not important) in our American society, not retards who piss and moan all the time, so if you're gonna sit there and not take care of you're little bastards so they can end up pissing me off, you might as well abort the fucker, cause if your gonna be irresponsible, I got 3 words for you FUCK THAT SHIT!!

I am right and if you don't agree you are wrong!

Truth can suck my nuts

I was watching TV, and all of a sudden you got these stupid assholes that tell people not to smoke were at it again…And I thought what the fuck is this shit!?!?!? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with smoking, If there’s anything wrong, it’s you guys!! You guys are all pussies! You know why your pussies? Cause you have a low level of tobacco/nicotine/manliness in your system that’s why and all the women who help out only want to keep boys from turning into real men!!!


Tobacco actually increases hormone growth (penis and nut sack get bigger), so if you wanna look like the scrawny unmanly pussy emo kid, suite yourself don’t smoke cock boy!!
Real boys I advise you too start smoking and turn into a real man!!!And if your mother doesn’t let you! Kick her in the stomach! Tell her to fuck off and start cooking you some steak (did I mention steak is real mans food?) or too get pregnant! Show her who’s boss let her know you wanna be a real man!! Like Steven Seagal or Jack Bauer, but onto my next point.


Women should stay away from this manly material, which will cause their hormones to grow out of control and turn into horrid beasts in other words feminist bitches which is worse then their 24/7 period, and that's something us men really we don't want!


One technique if you desperately want to grow quickly why not up the ante? Drink some beer along with a cigarette, its a great combo! Cigarettes and beer nothing goes better then that! That shit it’ll have you growing hair out of your chest in no time!!

I on the other hand don’t have too I already contain a humongous penis.

The mixing of cigarettes and beer goes back as far to medieval times, when women knew their place in society and we didn’t have any of the “women equal rights” bull crap, thinking about it they shouldn’t even have their own campaign their inferior and their dumb as hell,all their gonna do is fuck everything up, more then things are.

I am right and if you don’t agree you are wrong!

Women, their uses and the use of DTL

So yea I was sitting down in a bar, pounding down some beers like real men do, meanwhile I was admiring my hairy chest and pecks, and I notice some guy buying his wife (W-hy I F-ucking E-ngaged) a beer, and she says *oh I don’t drink beer* her owner(husband) didn’t do anything about it, he just looked down and you could notice the face of a pathetic unmanly failure!…At that moment I got furious and I thought…Where the fuck are your nuts? Don’t you have any man pride?

If that was my slave, I would have smashed the beer on her forehead, drop kicked her right in the face and told her to give me blow job, cause that bitch deserves it, (even if she doesn’t) I am a mans man, I don’t put up with that crap!!! I bought her a beer with her hard earned money!! And she rejects me? Shes lucky I even bought her one! Honestly I wouldn’t have gotten her shit! I would have drank my beer and popped her mouth with my fist to keep her in check! Constantly reminding her who’s boss, women forget things easily specially if they think its not fair


Women only have specific jobs which are:
#1- Cleaning.
#2- Cooking.
#3- Getting pregnant.
#4- Having babies.
#5- Complaining AKA Bitching.
#6- Spreading her legs so you can preform your manly sexual desires in anyway you please.
#7- Eradicating a mans happy time.(masturbation, alcohol, sports games, etc)
#8- Periods, Can anyone say gross? I am proud to be a man, I’ll tell you that much!
Remember a man has a penis that already gives you the right of having power in the relationship and always being right having a vagina is the exact opposite, domestic violence is nothing wrong, Hell I don’t even consider it violence more like…Domestic Tough Love (DTL) it should be administered to wives who get outta place (and I fully encourage DTL)…Women are naturally inferior and must be put in place like dogs they must be domesticated its the only way to calm down the chaotic forces a woman is born with, but with dogs a newspaper is used, with women cock slaps, fists, kicks, household objects can be used or my personal favorite the dragon kick.
In conclusion if I was master of the world, women would be put in cells with balls and chains where they would only be called when a man needs sexual attention, or the need to make babies, women would be allowed no fun/privileges/voting/happy or anything at all seeing as how their inferior, and I think I am being too lenient for that matter.

I'am right and if you don’t agree you are wrong!

Megaman is now a Megapussy

This morning September 28th, 2009 at approximately 4am I started playing Mega man X3, which of course after I gave an X and X2 amazing can of whoop ass, I decided to start playing X3, this is when my torment begins…
So in the beginning (intro) mavericks(the bad guys) attack the Maverick Hunter HQ(good guys), so Z(Zero baddest mother fucker) and X(Mega man) decide to split up, later on Mega man gets betrayed by some stupid purple Hunter and you become witness Mega mans face of excruciating terror, sorriness and failure while caught in some magnitec crap field thingy majig, I thought to myself…Gee If i was Mega man I would have pulled my dick out slammed it with my dick and destroyed that piece of shit and would have pissed all over it, but then again I had not realized that Mega man was a poor excuse of a hunter, at this point I still thought Mega man was a bad ass….Oh boy was I wrong….
But how did I realize Mega man was such a craptacular hunter? I tell you how because capcom decided to turn Mega man into a fucking pussy that's why Mega man is no longer a man, capcom castrated that piece of crap!! I swear to fucking god you have one of those Mavericks hit you and I am not shitting you here! it takes at least 1/3 of your fucking life, what the fuck is that shit!??! So if your good at math and dividing, that means if I get hit 3 times and your screwed yea FUCKING SCREWED so after about 2 hours stuck on the same goddamn level(the first level mind you) that's when I finally came to my senses…yes sadly after 2 hours ….I realized it….Mega man is no more….From now hes Mega pussy…
We cant forget the enemies now, enemies respawn faster then Jesus Christ him fucking self!! Isn’t it like a sin to resurrect faster then Jesus Christ or some shit?Ill tell you one thing Jesus ain’t got shit on the enemies here, Not only do they resurrect in less then 2 seconds the enemies are fucking everywhere its insane!!!Thinking about it pisses me off….lets just move on…
Z your a fucking asshole, Z doesn’t do anything all he did was save Mega pussy in the beginning! The other fucker is in Maverick headquarters playing around with his dick! Meanwhile Megapussy gets his ass de-virginized god job Frank your letting your apprentice get ass raped….this games garbage Capcom fucked this away…Moments like these is when God gets ashamed of the human race, do your self a favor play clay fighters, that games shitty..but by god….Don’t torture yourself sitting down through Mega pussies attempt to find tampon add ons for his itching vagina….Fuck that shit…..

I am right and if you don’t agree you're wrong!